when i was stalked by a bunch of cute piglets. At Retreat Animal Rescue. FRIENDS NOT, FOOD, PEOPLE!!!!
TERRIBLY INVASIVE SPECIES, NOT FRIEND, PEOPLE!!
Put a rude boy in your life - Part 1 - darcybeard
Um this is John. Big beard, check, ax, check, pushing over trees in the woods, check, wearing plaid while eating with forks, check, nipple ring… whoops, missed that one.
HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it.
Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness.
And this is the purpose of human life.
This question is going to come off as sexual, and while I do believe this aspect of your body does lend to the strong sexuality and powerful femininity of your work, I ask this from an artistic process angle. Your nipples are always hard, so I was curious if this is natural and without thought or if you choose this as part of your approach (make them hard prior to a shoot)?
its natural. they’re always like that.
"I’m an artist, can I ask about your nipples? For art." WTF tumblr…
Ok this is my nightmare. WHY IS SOCIAL KISS GREETING OK I AM NOT DOWN WITH THAT I AM OF BRITISH HERITAGE DON’T TOUCH ME IN PUBLIC.
XD But srsly.
(Source: heathledgers, via gasstation)
Imagine Brad Pitt helping serve the food at your fucking pizza party.
He knows how to hand out paper plates, he has like 13 kids. I’m sure he’s orchestrated a pizza party or two.
never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
he literally just sculpted a man’s pectorals and put lumpy lemons on them
LOL WOW. Even the greats I guess!